January 2010
40 posts
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
“A family is not just who you are born to, or what color you are… it’s who’s got...”
– Sandra Bullock
Tumblr xx Twitter xx Facebook Collabo :P
Me: Si Mama? (Where’s Mom?)
Dad: Nasa hospital (At work. Why?)
Me: Wala lang. Inaayos ko yun Farmville niya. :D(Nothing, tell her I’m fixing her Farmville)
Dad: VERY GOOD!!
Sorry Tumblr. I’m such a bore, I know.
Something’s bothering me. :| I can’t think about it. I don’t want to think about.
“We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it.”
– Lauryn Hill (via simtan) (via quote-book)
62 WAYS TO MAKE 2010 YOUR BEST YEAR YET
vickyherrera:
1. Remember that leadership isn’t about your position. It’s about your influence. 2. Get fit like a pro athlete. 3. Lift people up versus tearing people down. 4. Protect your good name. An impeccable reputation takes a lifetime to build. And 60 seconds to lose. 5. Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence. 6. Remember that even a 1%...
